Total Medals Earned: 184 (From 54 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,270 Points
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
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Helped Strawberry pass wind.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/4 (175/200 points)
Finished the song!
Achieve a combo of 50 notes in a row!
Hit every green note...
Strip the drive-thru girl and slap on the Tom Fulp mask.
Medals Earned: 3/5 (100/210 points)
Defeat Dad Clock
Defeat Strawberry Clock
Defeat Pico and Nene
Win the game with more than 70 hp remaining
Medals Earned: 5/5 (175/175 points)
Looks more like it...
You accomplished your mission, and suffered the consequences.
You failed your mission, and suffered the consequences.
Medals Earned: 6/13 (125/460 points)
Defeat the boombox man
Defeat the 1337 agent and... "friends"
Defeat the A.T.P. engineer
Defeat Mag Agent: Torture
Defeat Sanford and Deimos
Defeat Sanford THEN Deimos
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/275 points)
Congratulations! You got to the 10th level! Now go kill some more enemies!
Upgraded max ammo 5 times.
Upgraded default ammo 5 times.
Upgraded health 5 times.
Upgraded speed 5 times.
Beat 25 levels in a row. You are good at this game!
Beat 50 levels in one shot. Truly a master at this game.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
...or hell, hit every single one.
Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Defeat the boss and win the game!
Medals Earned: 3/8 (15/90 points)
Played the game for the first time
Won a game of single player
Customized your character
Won a match against someone in online
Reached level 50
Played on Madness Day (9/22)